A list and explanation of what men hate about girls/the things they do and why (coming from a 100% straight male) IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER…

1. Emotions- everything and anything can trigger a feeling in women, even if it’s on the other side of the “feelings spectrum” that they’re currently in. . . Really?!? How the….tell you what RELAX

2. Mind tricks- asking men about our opinion and then holding it against us later in a argument. Or manipulating what we are thinking you want to hear just to get your way. Yes we’ve caught on . .

3. “The silent treatment”- so you think being quiet is gonna get to us!? Nope. We are basking in the glory of silence and peace.

4. The platonic friend- no we don’t want to be a male version of your bestfriend. It just backfired when we tried getting in your pants. If we want to be “just friends” you’ll be the last to know.

5. Biological pregnancy clock stressers-we know you’re getting old and uglier (we get old and better looking) but don’t try to push us or sucker someone into a relationship just to give you a baby. It’s not right! Kids are meant to be made at the right time. Not just because you’re married or have been dating for 3-5 years already. Take it slow and bring that child into life once both of you are ready for 18+ years of parenting. We don’t care if you’re most fertile before 27. We don’t eveb mature till at least 33.